Harry Reid Is A Douche
I’ve been thinking about writing this post for a while and I figure that today is the perfect day to write it seeing as how I’m slightly hung over and as cranky as an 85 year old woman with arthritis and a bad case of IBS. Would someone please tell this man to shut the hell up or, at least, take some media relations classes. Every time I see Reid on the news he’s standing there in the middle of the Capitol Hill Reporters Clusterfuck complaining about how the Bush administration puts the kibosh on everything he wants to do. Well la-de frickin-da, your job is hard, boo-hoo for you poor little guy. You know who else has a rough job? Geoduck farmers. You don’t hear them talking about how difficult it is to dig through mud all day trying to grab huge, giant penis like, clams do you? Guess what Mr. Reid, no one cares how “tough” your job is or how difficult it is when the big bad White House interferes with your agenda. Why don’t you just grow some balls and do a little old fashioned vote buying if you’re that upset about it? I seriously don’t understand how this man is still the Majority Leader. It shocks me that Howard Dean’s head hasn’t exploded yet after listening to this man complain constantly without getting anything done.
Did Reid really expect it to be easy to get things pushed through Congress when the Democratic majority over a bunch of retarded 12-year old boys with an inferiority complex Republicans is so slim? Did he think that a White House led by the first President to ever have snacked regularly on paint chips as a kid and run by Satan himself would just bend over and take what the Dems wanted to give them? Sure the country gave Reid’s party (or rather, the party Reid is associated with as I quiver to think that this imp of a man could ever be considered the leader of the Democrats) a mandate in 2006, but apparently someone needs to tell Reid that getting a mandate doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have to work to build consensus in order to get his bills passed. What really pisses me off about Reid is how he plays right into the stereotype of a whiney, liberal Democrat and if he keeps it up I honestly think that it could hurt the party big time in ’08. He’s already given them plenty of cannon fodder as evidenced by Dennis Millers rant on the Half Hour News Hour. (I know, I know, Miller is actually quite intelligent but the rest of the Republicans will be able to catch on soon enough too)
So, Mr. Reid, please, for the love of the Democratic party and people with liberal leanings everywhere, stop complaining about how horrible your job is; no one wants to hear it and I for one am starting to resent you for doing so.