Last night I was able to attend Perfect Presidents or Perfect Politicians, a forum for some of the biggest names in progressive radio to come out and talk to their listeners in person about the upcoming election. The distinguished panel included Cenk Uygur and Ben Mankiewicz from the Young Turks, Mike Malloy, Big Ed Shultz, Thom Hartmann, and my favorite sugar mama; Stephanie Miller. Stephanie, actually, is the reason I was even able to go. I was unable to buy tickets, and in a city like Seattle an event like this sells out very quickly. So, I wrote to Mama telling her I was a lowly college kid with a web site who loved her and low and behold she had a ticket for me! Here’s a picture of the shirt I had her sign and my pass:

The event itself had many highlights. Thom Hartmann served as the host / moderator for the event and basically just threw out questions based on suggestions that had been submitted by local AM 1090 listeners. To be honest, I really wished he would have participated more in the discussion because he really could be the smartest man in the country. The rest of the panel answered questions intermittently so I thought I’d break them down the way we’ve done some of the debate debriefs.
Mike Malloy:
Mike came out wearing an ENOUGH t-shirt as part of the ENOUGH campaign seeking to impeach the Decider. Malloy’s style on his show is one that he characterizes as having “a lot of questions, not answers.” Malloy was certainly on the left side of the panel, which was of course on the left side to being with. His best points came when he spoke about the need for authenticity when it comes to a Democratic Presidential candidate. After all, that’s why Republicans love their actors so much right? They act the most presidential.
Ben Mankiewicz:
Ben got several boos throughout the course of the night, mostly for supporting a position Big Ed took on the issue of Islamic Fundamentalists. I’ll talk about that more in Eddie’s section, but Ben also had some redeeming qualities. His discussion about embracing all of the Democratic candidates as viable presidential options and talking about how strong the field on the Democratic side is made a lot of sense. His most intriguing comment of the night was on the topic of impeachment, and it actually made a lot of sense: if we start the impeachment procedure, everything else will stop and right now Iraq matters more. I’m not sure where I am on that point, but it is certainly food for thought.
Big Ed Shultz:
Big Ed received the second biggest round of applause from the crowd when he was introduced and was the only one wearing a suit. He explained that the suit was to make him look “presidential.” He also said that if given the money, he would gladly run for President. The thing is, I don’t think I could support him. Big Ed’s radio show is a great program because he really does give people an open mic to discuss the issues of the day. The thing that always upsets me about his show, though, is that Big Ed doesn’t call anybody out when they make a false statement or regurgitate a Republican talking point. To that end, last night Ed made the comment that we can’t lose sight of the fact that there are Islamic extremists who want to kill us. Of course, this was received by the crowd poorly and Eddie was subsequently booed and heckled. He tried to defend his point, but the crowd simply would not have it. Ben from the Young Turks was the only one to come to his defense on stage and Ed eventually stopped the discussion with a small pity plea of “I did not come here to be heckled, I pay my taxes, I’m an American and I have a right to my opinion.” Kind of a cry-baby move Ed… However, the rest of the night Ed was right on about a lot of different issues, providing the “political reality” about single-payer healthcare and campaign finance reform.
Cenk Uygur:
Cenk was on fire all night. Without question, Cenk stood out among many more well known radio personalities and I think many in the crowd were ready to anoint him the new leader of the progressive movement. His discussion of life and death issues was especially great. I’m paraphrasing a little bit here but,
The police and fire departments are socialized because they deal with life and death issues. Healthcare is a life or death issue.
Boo yah! He continued to say that, as die-hard capitalists we should be outraged by our spending in healthcare. We spend more than any other country, yet we are ranked 37th in the world. It just doesn’t make financial sense, so why are so many on the right, who love money, not embracing a change in policy? His best point, though, came when he said that what the Democrats really need is a dynamic leader that won’t accept “Republican talking points.” He said that Democrats accept Republican notions of things like values, when all the Republicans care about are Republican values. Paying people a living wage, giving mothers time off to be with their babies when they become new mothers, providing people with healthcare: these are real values and it’s past time Democrats stand up and reject the Republican talking points. Cenk Uygur, my vote for leader of the coming revolution…
Stephanie Miller:
Of course, I’m saving the best for last. Stephanie received the largest round of applause when she was introduced and did what she does best for much of the night: make us laugh at smart liberal jokes. Several times her comments kept the conversation from becoming too heavy, and other times she provided great commentary about the Democratic party and the candidates themselves. My favorite serious comment of hers was when she said the Republican values consist of gay bashing and blaming brown people if they don’t have a job. She quoted Barry Goldwater who apparently said, “It doesn’t matter if you are straight, so long as you can shoot straight,” in regards to gay people serving in the armed forces. Her comment about Democratic causes, though funny in nature, also contained a great point. She was talking about an Anti-War rally and that because Democrats are the party of tolerance there were people there representing all kinds of unrelated topics, like “Save the Turtles.” “Focus People!” was her direction, but she illustrated a great point: we are such a big tent party on the left that we can have difficult times really moving on the larger issues when there are people who value the smaller ones more. My favorite comedic moment of Mama’s came when she commented on Dick Cheney’s use of power in this administration “Sure, when he’s not killing puppies and pushing old ladies down the stairs.” I love Mama, and the fact that she signed my t-shirt just solidifies her goddess stature in my heart.
There were virtually no people my age there, which I guess wasn’t that surprising, but is slightly discouraging. I am, after all, one of my only friends who regularly listens to progressive talk radio but I have introduced Stephanie to several folks. The event was incredible and it was so reassuring to see a packed Town Hall full of people who think like I do. Thanks again for the ticket Mama, and thanks to 1090 for bringing out some of the truly big names in progressive radio to the Emerald City.